Thursday, December 9, 2010

Day 330

Short post today. I'm going to see the Titans play the Colts in LP Field here in Nashville!!

And since I root for both teams, I'll win either way! Which means that for once my jinxing powers will be nullified. Yes!

Day 28: What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant? What would you do?

Zee has already threatened to get me pregnant several times now. I'm not sure how she was planning on doing this, but I'm thinking that it might be working. Over a month, and no "womanly blessings" have fallen upon me.

I would apologize for the TMI, but... Well, this is "30 days of honesty."

But I honestly have no idea what I would do at this point if I were to become the next victim of immaculate conception.

Would I offer myself to spiritual leaders to be revered and worshiped? Would I abort the baby out of fear of it being the antichrist? Would I simply go through the pregnancy quietly and then decide with Zee what to do with this little squirming, pooping alien?

Who knows...

1 comment:

  1. Really? Really? What would you do about immaculate conception?

    Are you freakin' kidding me?! You'd love to be worshipped or held in holy regard. You'd eat it up!

    Not the child. You know what I mean.


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