Since I've already done the rounds for all my styyyylishhhhhness, forgive me if I don't do them again.
So, I know that everyone has been super freaked out about the government shut-down and the potential loss of pay. I also know that everyone is super relieved that didn't happen. Awesome.
Personally, I didn't worry one bit.
I have had bigger things to worry about.
"Bigger" is an inappropriate term, but it's what I have to work with right now.
What are these problems??
I have been freaking BREAK-OUT CITY over here (and considering my high school horrors with acne, this is no small thing), and I'm terrified that my body will for once want to stick to a cycle and gush while I'm trying to get my freak on.
I remember that I said once that lesbians will have sex, even while on their periods.
This is not preferred.
Especially for reunion sex.
Please, God, Moon, Body, Womankind - love me and slow this cycle. Let me have my week with Zee.
(I don't think God, the Moon, my Body, or Womankind is listening...)